Carmella Bing checks herself

Let’s say I agreed to come over your house, alone, and DP you.

“But Gram,” you might say, “wouldn’t you need another person?”

“No,” I would say, brandishing my copy of the Warren Report.

Carmella Bing, my friend from the high desert, is featured in this compilation called DP Wreckage, along with Audrey Hollander, Lauren Phoenix, and Mika Tan.

I can’t see what Bing has done to anyone that she would need to be “wrecked”.

That she is wearing what appears to be 10″ heels but not standing up in them is hardly an excuse to wreck her, though judging from how close she got her right breast to the floor without touching, I bet she always gets the break in pool.

Previously: Carmella Bing: a rack in the back; A face for numbers; Are we our boxcovers?
See also: MaximumXposure