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Donald Trump: Apprentice Creep

September 24, 2025 Gram the Man 0

Who’s worse than a creep? Someone trying too hard to be a creep.

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Labor Day in Porn Valley, 2022

September 6, 2022 Gram the Man 0

The fact that porn workers control the means of production is a very Labor Day concept

AVN Show Plans Return to Vegas in 2023

March 23, 2022 Gram the Man 0

I don’t want porn conventions to have an entirely new look and feel.

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Recalling the 2008 SF Fetish Ball

March 22, 2022 Gram the Man 0

There are none now alive who remember the great 2008 San Francisco Fetish Ball, and that is a shame.

What the Porn Set Chalkboard Tells Us About Ourselves

November 4, 2021 Gram the Man 0

Rather than reflecting the real world or a groovy vision of the future, porn chalkboards propagate a sluttier version of the past.

Bloodbath at the Mothership: AVN Layoffs Reduce Editorial Staff to Two Dudes

April 20, 2021 Gram the Man 2

It is whispered that bankroller MyFreeCams is on the verge of collapse, thus AVN’s woes.

The Porn Valley Mail & Load: March 26, 2021

March 26, 2021 Gram the Man 0

In which Lauren Phillips commits an OSHA violation, and a lot of people giggle.

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Surviving 70’s Porn Tropes And What We Can Learn from Them

March 15, 2021 Gram the Man 1

Is the 70’s porn creepiness gene necessary for our survival?

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The Pubic Status of Public Statues: Five Rock-Hard Nudes

October 13, 2020 Gram the Man 0

Who says revisionist mythology can’t be progressive and pubeless at the same time?

“I Think People Are the Greatest Fun”: Roy Karch Dead At 73

September 24, 2020 Gram the Man 5

At his best, Roy Karch just wanted to grok your scene.

Maitland Ward: “(Not) a Cautionary Tale”

July 25, 2020 Gram the Man 0

Maitland Ward says that her mainstream-to-porn journey is not a cautionary tale.

Anticipating Infighting, APAC Urges Tolerance

April 30, 2020 Gram the Man 0

Quorn between two or more non-fluid-bonded performers, and marketed as such, is a social no-no.

Guest Post: An Adult Industry Perspective on Harm Reduction

April 14, 2020 Ernest Greene 0

If the most apocalyptic scenarios ultimately unfold it will be because the leaders AND the people of this nation failed to do what was necessary.

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Snakes, Porn, And Compersion with Angela White

February 5, 2020 Gram the Man 2

“By destigmatizing porn, I argue myself out of a job,” Angela White says. “I’ll just have to find something else to do, won’t I?”

Quips Don’t Lie: Gram’s Hot Take on Shakira, Shakira

February 3, 2020 Gram the Man 0

14 minutes of white people losing they damn mind

Roy Karch’s Last Production

December 7, 2019 Gram the Man 6

“Wow,” says Roy Karch, my old friend, as I lean over the railings of his bed to kiss him on the forehead. “Wow.” He reaches […]

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Bill Margold’s Cold, Dead Fingers on My Relationship

May 2, 2019 Gram the Man 6

One’s porn CV can be a terrible weapon of mercy.

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James Thurber, Alexis Grace, And Getting Kicked Off Instagram

August 6, 2016 Gram the Man 4

I’m enjoying myself, but maybe they’re not paying me enough. Maybe this isn’t the best use of my time. Maybe I’ll regret this later.

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Measure R: How Porn Valley Handles Rape

December 3, 2015 Gram the Man 5

So now there exists in a once-shadowy business the opportunity to discuss something with the faith that the whole structure won’t be pulled down.

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Study: Porn Consumers Might Not Hate Women After All

September 23, 2015 Gram the Man 0

If it makes you happy, you can still think otherwise.

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