Curious member of Flaming Ones

Silver-throated belter and pornish self-publicist par excellence Jason Sechrest has been studying Kabbalah for eight years, he says, and now wants you to know about it.

I think he has been keeping a lid on his scholarship because he didn’t know how to accessorize it.

As you know, I, too, am concerned with aspects of Jewish mysticism, the fate of the soul, and often speculate on the nature of divinity. I just don’t call it Kabbalah. I call it Daphne Zuniga. After an injuncion, I began to call it Miriam Zuniga.

But Sechrest is incorporating Kabbalah into his everyday life, as is required by the National Kabbalah Cartel and the lesser-known fifth angel, Boots the Handler. That is why he has launched KabbalahCurious.com as an adjunct to JasonCurious.

“No, this is not a joke,” Sechrest did not say, wearily. “While Kabbalah is about acceptance, do not make me summon The Flaming Ones, who are representative of the fiery and destructive aspect of Gevurah.”

We at Gram Ponante Towers and Aviary laud any spiritual journey that does not end up with a free stress test on Sunset Blvd.

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