But do they really have feelings for each other?
Can anyone tell me when women started making out with each other in bars, you know, as part of a normal evening? I can only […]
Month: February 2006
Carmen Hart: Today, Missouri
We were well pleased when we learned that the genteel Carmen Hart, whom we met at a shoot in a warehouse, had won Miss Nude […]
Squirting, shame, and the Dark Knight
I like the cartoon droplets emerging from Nadia Styles in this picture from Oops! I Gushed Again; I only miss the anvil and the little […]
Yet more awards – update
Another awards show has been bestowed on a grateful, clamoring public. The FAME (Fans of Adult Media and Entertainment, because God knows the media aren’t […]
Stripper notes: a little Love in your Heart
Some of my best friends are strippers and will often gather at Gram Ponante Towers and Aviary to have pillow fights, replenish their oils at […]
The low-down Dirty Movie
It’s kind of important that if your movie is set in a bygone era, you try to approximate that era in your film. If the […]
Jesse Jane: Spare the paddle
Digital Playground’s Jesse Jane: All American Girl has JJ involved in traditional Chinese sports like paddleball and fellatio. Director Celeste eschews dialogue for Playboy-style music/video […]
Carnaval en Ensenada: limited debauchery, extended tacos
Even when I, Gram Ponante, am at leisure, I am working hard for you. This weekend I attended Carnaval in Ensenada with my attorney, Duke […]
The tannens in Miss Samson
Savanna Samson has been described as having great legs and isn’t too fruity. Just one swirl will reveal her opulence. While not as full-bodied as I like them, Samson is definitely not the dregs, and her bouquet is mesmerizing and transcendent.
The Road to Ensenada
Today your narrator will travel south to attend Carnaval in Ensenada, which is known for a tenth of the debauchery but none of the trannies […]
Joanna Angel eats grilled cheese, tomato
Joanna Angel is a study in contrasts. Is she an Orthodox Jew, or is she a new-age Kabbalist? If she is a New Yorker, why […]
Tawny Roberts’ Ride (Pimp not included)
Tawny Roberts (or someone who wants you to believe she’s Tawny Roberts) proved the Internet works by selling her Lincoln Navigator on ebay. For the […]
Jesse Jane: All American Girl
Studio: Digital PlaygroundDirector: CelesteCast: Jesse Jane, Celeste Star, Carli Banks, Karlie Montana, Joey, Nadia, Valerie Vasquez, Scott Nails, Jerry I believe in America, despite this […]
The face of Lex is missing
I think I might be going to Hell. When I was growing up in the Holy Roman Empire, the nuns would often show us kids […]
Report: Jewelry-biting on rise in bitch population
Colossal Entertainment has released Bitches in Heat 3, starring once-again brown-haired Missy Monroe, Julie Night, Angela Stone, Tiffany Taylor, and Sasha. A quick survey of […]
2 Live Crew’s Luke quits music
Articles like this appear, and people like me reprint them. I feel compelled to do it, even as something inside – perhaps a voice that […]
Sativa Rose in Jack’s Teen America 13
Like you, I am a fan of that Sativa Rose, so even the triskadekaphobic among you should check out the trailer for the 13th installment […]
Report: XBiz makes Jenna swart, like lady Gimli
A story in this morning’s XBiz about Jenna Jameson marrying Sumner Redstone or something made the woman named to Playboy’s 25 Sexiest Celebrities appear like […]
Dirty Movie
Studio: VCADirector: Barry WoodCast: Katie Morgan, Hillary Scott, Sandra Romain, Samantha Ryan, Sammie Rhodes, Evan Stone, Kurt Lockwood, Tommy Gunn Evan Stone inherits his grandfather’s […]
The jellied hand of destiny
Because North Carolina’s Adam & Eve is an educating, sex-positive company, they make customers feel good about the decision to stick their products inside themselves. […]