Articles like this appear, and people like me reprint them. I feel compelled to do it, even as something inside – perhaps a voice that I am trying to kill with Jagermeister and runaways – tells me to stop, Daddy, stop.
Note to self: kill little voice.
Luther “Uncle Luke” Campbell, he of 2 Live Crew fame, is angry that his genius has gone unrecognized in the music industry so he is lashing out by joining porn full time.
Campbell told AllHipHop (an excellent site, by the way, full of surprising nutrients) that his latest audiobook, “My Life And Freaky Times”, would be his last musical endeavor and that he would soon launch an adult magazine and film company, as yet unnamed by his handlers.
As the official spokesman of the adult industry, I say Welcome, Luke. To keep the community balanced, however, I am going to have to add someone else who isn’t joining the industry due to bitterness against another one.
Previously: That dick stays in the picture; Kurupt makes entertainment industry look tawdry; A man called Necro
See also: Luke says he is retiring from rap
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