A story in this morning’s XBiz about Jenna Jameson marrying Sumner Redstone or something made the woman named to Playboy’s 25 Sexiest Celebrities appear like she spent her days mining mithril in Khelad-zarum.
A spokesperson for the scrappy industry-leading trade publication would only not say that nine rings were given to the dwarf lords in their halls of stone.
A U.N. Human Rights team was again dispatched to XBiz’ Wilshire Blvd. tower to address “oppressive and systematic” cropping violations.
Previously: Report: Tera, Jenna, Pirates in award-minting scheme; Sex workers protest GTA
See also: XBiz
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