Some of my best friends are strippers and will often gather at Gram Ponante Towers and Aviary to have pillow fights, replenish their oils at my melon body spray fountain, get re-glittered with my patented industrial speckle hose, and debate the merits of giving lap dances to the music of They Might Be Giants.
Both Shy Love, to whom I suggested “Lose the Steve Tyler hat”, and Lacie Heart, whom I taught Latin, will be dancing in the area soon.
Love will employ (American) hot wax and dominance techniques to present an “interactive” show at Van Nuys’ Spearmint Rhino from March 9-11.
“I love meeting my fans,” Love did not say. “They really turn me on.”
New Vivid girl and Atomic Vixen Lacie Heart will be at Van Nuys’ Rouge from March 2 through 4.
“I love meeting my fans,” Heart did not say. “They really turn me on.”
With the recent spate of feature dance appearances for L.A. Direct Models at Rouge, the company has become the official feature booker of the club. This must come as a terrible blow to Showgirl Media. I predict a clash of the titans.
Previously: Hallo, Space Vixen; Strippers go to Hell
See also: L.A. Direct Models, Spearmint Rhino, Rouge, Buy your own stripper pole
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