Diver Down

While it has yet to be confirmed if there will actually be mid-air penetrations, Platinum Blue is searching for “extreme sexual athletes” to audition for its skydiving air-porn, not tentatively titled United 69.

“To match that sort of adrenaline with sex,” Producer Skye Blue said of the scheduled shoot in the desert around Taft, CA, “for someone like Voodoo, for example, to land after falling 150 miles per hour, whip his dick out, and get a blowjob from a woman who landed right behind him is much more thrilling than a donkey punch.”

Skye Blue is herself an acccomplished jumper, but sources within the studio, which has advertised for three men and three women to jump from a plane, say that whether or not the cast gains admittance to the Mile High (but Falling) Club depends on their jump skills.

“This isn’t just for experienced jumpers. I’m looking for people that
are confident, willing to try something new and willing to bring
something to the table. What is really important is that each person
involved is a team player and committed to helping the movie succeed,”
Blue adds.

If you are ready to take the jump, come down to the Platinum Blue
offices, Tuesday between 11am and 2pm. “This is going to be an extremely
fun and exhilarating shoot for everyone involved,” Blue promises.

For more information on the casting call, contact Robert Laddaga at
818-998-0900, or by email to robert@platinumblueproductions.com or
skye@platinumblueproductions.com.

If it is just to be a nude jump, will the male performers get a little help beforehand? Flying through the air can be a retractile experience.

UPDATE: “There will be no airborne fucking,” said Platinum Blue publicist Jay Moyes. “Nudity yes, but at over 150 miles an hour and with only 30 seconds to a minute to open the parachute, it gives a whole new meaning to the term performance anxiety.”

Platinum Blue has been Parachute-Only since 2005.

Previously: Miamateurs; Fantasies: this time they’re forbidden
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