Wisconsin’s James Hathaway, 20, met a dead deer by the side of the road and, without too much cajoling, had sex with it.
Hathaway had previously served time for killing a horse for the same purpose but now, since the deer was already dead, his lawyer feels Hathaway can beat a Sexual Gratification with an Animal rap because “the statute does not prohibit one from having sex with a carcass.”
This might be precedent-setting in Porn Valley because, well, having sex with someone on Xanax borders on necrophilia.
Previously: Bogota girls son facil; Tyler Faith and CES
See also: Can You Get Dear with a Dead Deer? (The Smoking Gun)
please, as long as you shake them a little every now and then it’s not perverted. what a prude