Tera’s ten-cent wings of desire
Tera Patrick will make Cleveland Flats a misnomer tonight and this weekend when she travels to the Diamond Men’s Club in northeast Ohio. “Tin soldiers […]
Month: November 2006
Scenes from the class struggle in Playboy’s Penthouse
The letter from Playboy’s Home Entertainment Division that accompanied my copy of the three-DVD set Playboy After Dark read: “Grammy! Here is your sophisticated entertainment. […]
Kendra Jade denies bringing her ass
“I’m in a committed relationship,” replied Kendra Jade to Star Magazine’s inquiry about a perhaps-ongoing fling with Kevin Federline. The tryst allegedly pre-dates Britney Spears’ […]
Britney Spears continues to hold out hope of immaculate conception
I was about to give Britney the benefit of the doubt, but then I remembered the words of an ex-girlfriend on our first date: “No one forgets to wear panties, Grams.”
Pirates: "For the love of God let me die."
Digital Playground’s Pirates has received its 40th award, most recently from the euthanasia-phobic country/continent combo of Australia, thus cruelly extending the life of the movie […]
Pigs of Bay bust brothel
or: Extrapolation: Some escorts not hookers A Bay-area brothel specializing in Korean prostitutes has been closed down by a law enforcement coalition known as “Operation […]
Jeff Stryker: Folk as Queer
Jeff Stryker (a/k/a Charles Peyton), mostly known for his work in gay porn, has been warring with North Hollywood neighbor Paul Kulak and his small […]
Summer Haze spreading boobs around
A world in which elective surgeries are awarded as prizes is a science fiction world, but in the same way I was not surprised when […]
Here’s the story of 50 lovely ladies
Whilst perusing the cumshot-laden back cover of Brandon Iron’s half-century compilation 50 to 1 #4, I couldn’t help feeling, especially after a wonderful Thanksgiving, that […]
In space, no one can hear you, Screech
Until now, I had never watched a celebrity sex tape. It’s weird, though, because Screeched requires that each word be put in quotations. Dustin Diamond […]
Fetish Ball
You know those fetish balls the kids are having these days? With the rope suspensions and whatnot? This movie is not those. In fact, it’s […]
Gram Ponante.com announces Also-Ranny winners
At a small ceremony at the Valley Ball breakfast buffet this morning Gram Ponante.com’s parent company announced the winners of the Also-Rannies, awards given to […]
The South rises again at PSK
North Carolina’s own Carmen Hart will be feted at Porn Star Karaoke this evening, as will Publicist to the Stars April Storm, seen here primping […]
You deserve a FIP today
I may be dating myself (and why shouldn’t I? I put out on the first date, which is a commitment to excellence I admire), but […]
Corruption’s Fist Amendment attorneys
In the wake of various retailers’ hesitance to purchase the DVD package Corruption due to concerns about a fisting scene contained on disc 2, Sex […]
Lex smells the roses, Buddhism
Sometimes when we experience life through the viewfinder of a camera we forget what it means to be living. Nothing more poignantly symbolizes Lexington Steele‘s […]
Love is like a stove, oxygen
Taboo Magazine Creative Director Lee Forbes has directed Taboo: Love Hurts, partially shot in Larry Flynt’s office. The 10th floor of the LFP building provides […]
Tyler Faith to dance in that enclosed area behind the house
Pride of Saugus Tyler Faith is dancing tonight, tomorrow, and Saturday at the Spearmint Rhino, which happens to be the pride of Van Nuys. Faith […]
The wages of Sacred Sin is death
As you know, I save my Instant Messenger conversations. I was chatting with a female friend who works in adult marketing and asked her if […]