An anti-Robby, pro-Santi ranty
Let’s just calm down for a second and look at this picture of Sophia Santi. See? Everything’s better. As you know, I run a highly […]
Month: November 2006
Drawing a line between the living and the dead – a sexy line
Wisconsin’s James Hathaway, 20, met a dead deer by the side of the road and, without too much cajoling, had sex with it. Hathaway had […]
XFanz Porns Burlesque
Because of my rapidly advancing age (I am 23), I have little tolerance for the word “rock” as a transitive verb in its recent usage […]
I, Goldstein – Me, I just vomit
Screw magazine founder Al Goldstein was feted at his book launch party for “I, Goldstein” in New York. Here is Al’s mission statement for the […]
Jack’s Playground #32: S.O.S.
Studio: Digital PlaygroundDirector: Robby D.Cast: Alexis Silver, Sophia Santi, Michelle Maylene, Jelena Jensen, Flower Tucci, Brooke Haven, Chris Charming, Scott Nails, “Jerry” There’s actually not […]
Michael Ninn’s “Sacred Sin”
“…this movie is a far cry from ‘Jamie’s Cryin,” but thoughtful couples may want to reach down between their legs and ease the seat back regardless.”
The Couches of Orange County
Many people pierce the Orange Curtain only with trepidation, but that is where some of our nation’s finest reality pornography is being shot, specifically on […]
Lorelei Lee and Adrianna Nicole – just because
Now that I have passed through the Gilroy filter and am an adopted Son of San Francisco (none of that is true), I have become […]
Thar She Blows, and so blows America
Head-scratchingly absent from any of today’s AVN nominations was the pirate blowjob study Thar She Blows, starring Tyler Faith, Mika Tan, Lisa Sparxxx, Ethan Cage, […]
Carmen Luvana’s Jueves Gigante
Carmen Luvana, the Rican most likely to be Freakin’, will be on your local Univision channel Thursday night at 10 EST to discuss, in Spanish, […]
Again with the Titties
From my dim past (not to say the present isn’t similar) I can remember centerfold women who looked like Carmen Kinsley on the cover of […]
Whores Not Wars
Whores Not Wars, a benefit for Food Not Bombs staged by the Arizona Sex Workers Outreach Project, will take place this Saturday, November 18, at […]
Girls great despite untrustworthiness
Listen: you think I like not liking things? At the end of –x– amount of minutes watching a porn movie, reviewing a product, or talking […]
Glorifying Corruption
While my assessment of the fist-astic movie Corruption was not a rave (I tried to slash my wrists five or six times before I remembered […]
Porn for the greatest generation
Tailgunners is a multilingual and sweeping tale of vulva-based intrigue during the Big One, re-imagining a world in which Franklin Roosevelt uses a wheelchair for […]
Angie Savage’s favorite joke
The measure of a successful and effective porn star is when, despite having seen her engage in evidence to the contray, you still can’t believe […]
Austyn Moore’s Secret Society
When I heard that former Adam & Eve contract performer (and Tailgunners star) Austyn Moore had signed a distribution deal with Hustler and would be […]
"I’m a ladies’ 5."
Walk – but do it very slowly and let me see you while you’re doing it – don’t drive, to your nearest video store. Previously: […]
“Girls Lie,” but I guess you knew that
“Girls Lie” was my favorite Eon McKai movie
Britney Rears: Special Victims Unit
With the recent announcement that Britney Rears co-star Jasmine Byrne will play the title character in Adam & Eve’s J-Ho: Jenny on the Cock, the […]