Whores Not Wars, a benefit for Food Not Bombs staged by the Arizona Sex Workers Outreach Project, will take place this Saturday, November 18, at Across from the Grill on West Congress Avenue in Tucson.
Featuring “provocative live performance art, whore stories, lap dances, sexy soldiers, and anti-war, pro-whore activities,” attendees should be prepared to be “titillated, disturbed, outraged, pleasured, stimulated, and shocked.”
Admission is $5. That’s right I said it: $5. What is this, 1972? While I assume lap dances and cocktails are extra, that’s a lot less expensive than admission to Wellesley College, which has an Associates program in Outrage and Titillation.
Alas, I will not be there to sing my hit single, “Tucson Prostie”.
Previously: How to seduce a teen; Rossi: Arizona promotes femininity; Tough time for Arizona prostitutes
See also: SWOP-USA
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