Eroticist Karaoke: Escape from the Valley of the Sluts


Updating this site from an Internet cafe on an island in the Atlantic Ocean does not afford privacy enough to provide the fisting, gaping, and transsexual action readers of this site have come to expect and crave, but it did give me time to determine that a full 83 percent of my incoming mail is spam.

One mail that straddled both worlds was the message from reclusive millionaire Ron Royster, who offered me an university diploma and a sneak peek at the party his company, Eroticist Films, is throwing during the AVN Expo.

Eroticist Films Presents:
The 2007 Porn Star Karaoke World Championships

FIRST PRIZE:
$500

DATE:
Thursday, January 11th, 2007

WHERE:
Hidden Secrets
5285 Dean Martin Drive
Las Vegas, NV 89118
(702) 307-2386
Ample Free Parking

TIME:
10:00pm – 4:00am

ADMISSION:
$20

In accepting my judgeship of the event, I asked Royster what the demographics of the championship would be.

“Pretty girls, Man. All sorts of girls. All girls are pretty, Man,” he said.

Reservations for the event will be limited to VIP booths with Table service. To reserve a booth, contact Rob at Hidden Secrets – (702) 307-2386 or info@hiddensecretslv.com

For interviews or further information, contact Ron Royster at 404-895-6061 or ron@eroticistfilms.com

For media passes for the event, contact Vinnie Savio at 213-270-3498 or surdalis@gmail.com.

Royster’s 2006 movie, Atomic Vixens: Escape from the Valley of the Sluts (starring, among others, Lacie Heart), has been nominated for four AVN Awards.

“I’ve seen many adult industry folks sing and I think the competition is going to be fierce,” Royster said.

Previously: Fixin’ to Vixen; The Colostitute

See also: Eroticist Films

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