Evan Seinfeld, wife to host F.A.M.E Awards

The second annual Fans of Adult Media and Entertainment (FAME) Awards has announced that Oz star and Biohazard frontman Evan Seinfeld (seen here with Gilmore Girls star Sebastian Bach) will host the event on June 23.

Seinfeld’s wife (inset) will co-host.

“We have been fans of Seinfeld’s since side one, track one of Biohazard’s eponymous album in 1990 all the way to the fadeout track ‘Set Me Free’ off ‘Means to An End’ 15 years later,” FAME organizers gushed.

“As the Aryan Brotherhood’s Jaz Hoyt in Oz, Seinfeld displayed the commanding presence required to calm down today’s rambunctious porn audience,” sponsor Paul Fishbein did not say.

The F.A.M.E. Awards are a joint production of WantedList, Genesis Magazine, Adam & Eve, and AVN, and are a fan-based adult awards show. Last year the event was hosted by Carmen Luvana.

“The FAME Awards will be the third adult awards show Seinfeld and his wife will have hosted this year alone, making them the most in-demand cohost team since George Burns and Gracie Allen,” didn’t say Luvana, adding a reference to Biohazard’s 2003 album ‘Tales from the B-Side: “Now don’t tell me they have ‘Sump’tin to Prove’!”

Seinfeld’s wife, a pretty brunette, is delighted to have been invited.

UPDATE: It’s not Evan Seinfeld, it’s Evan Stone. And Evanescene will not be playing.

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