Lorelei Lee has co-written “Cherry,” the first mainstream movie about the porn industry written by a porn performer.
Rikochan Pumps Up the Clam
“When I started my clit was already bigger than regular people,” she said, “but pumping makes your body part really sensitive.”
Humb Day with Lupe Fuentes
Not since Leo Tolstoy’s “Anal Creampie Karenina” has a great work of literature become porn shorthand as quickly as Vladimir Nabokov’s “Lolita” has.
“Off the Set”: Porn stars stop having sex on coffeetable long enough to be photographed for coffeetable book
“I … think the essay actually makes clear to me many of the reasons that relationship had to end – even if I didn’t realize these reasons as I wrote it.” – Lorelei Lee
Yo Jenna Jenna
Jameson denies rumors that she will be the Yo Gabba Gabba troupe’s sixth member, Teetoe
“Sinner Takes All”: Tera Patrick is Candid, Classy, and Coy
Patrick’s book should not be confused with “Sinner Tells All.” Just because it is unflinching doesn’t mean it scorches the earth. The reader – even if he knows a lot of the story already – goes on the rollercoaster along with Tera, and is as surprised as she is when the twists come.
Looking at Porn from Three Sides Now – The Best Porn Books of 2009
Three porn memoirs proved excellent reads this year and also blew a load of insight into a trio of the hundreds of possible porn careers: Pillow Queen Superstar, Esoteric Steveporn Stud, and Gonzo Director with a Dream.
Best of 2009: Kagney Linn Karter is Best Newcomer by any means necessary
The KLK sees the value of ambition and hard work, but adds that “a little love goes a long way.”
Best of 2009: Dorking out with your dork out to the RealTouch
Larry Flynt, the great man has admitted, lost his virginity to a chicken. I keep that in mind when I review sex toys that at first seem improbable.
Adventures on the Open Internet with Ava Rose
This morning America requires me to be in beautiful downtown Burbank. But how can I post my usual musings on rape, bestiality, gaping, milk enemas, triple-fisting, fecal bukkake (I call this fekkake), Cthulhu-tentacle nostrilingus (I call this business as usual), and the sensitive couples’ pornography of Paul Little when Burbank’s terms of use clearly state: [...]
Tera Patrick and Evan Seinfeld to be alone together
A porn star is like the elevator of an elegant building; everything is built around her: a studio, employees, and a brand that lasts, if she’s lucky, long after she has stopped performing in the style that brought her initial fame. And when a porn couple splits up, as Tera Patrick and Evan Seinfeld announced [...]
Erotica L.A. to focus on fellatio, prostitution, military
Tomorrow begins the 340th annual Erotica LA at the L.A. Convention Center. When Gaspar de Portola (and his men) stood atop the Santa Monica Mountains in 1769 and gazed at Porn Valley to the north, they were surely thinking about Tera Patrick’s annual pilgrimage from Van Nuys to what would become Figueroa Blvd. Erotica LA [...]
Movie offers Look inside dressing rooms
“Look,” director Adam Rifkin’s 2007 film about the prevalence of security cameras and their use in capturing the interwoven stories of, among other people, hot teens discussing asshole bleaching, is getting some great viral marketing for its May 5 DVD release, including a stunt involving the U.S. Post Office. The marketing tells us that there [...]
Sasha Grey: The End of Innocence
Tomorrow Sasha Grey turns 21. She will celebrate it in Vegas at Tao, and I am assuming she will reposition the 25 or so cutouts of Tera Patrick in order to make the joint more personal. She will also drink a lot of single malt scotch, which I’m sure she will sip demurely despite the [...]
Digital Playground preps Pirates 3
When Digital Playground adapted Disney’s theme park ride-turned-movie series Pirates of the Caribbean into the Pirates pornos, few thought the adult versions would be so successful. But now that the Pirates of the Caribbean series is over, Digital Playground has set its sites on a comic book adaptation, Crotchmen. “We wanted to go darker,” said [...]
Same time last year: Incest and Peppermints edition
Notable events this week: XBiz commissioned a firm to create the glossy State of the Industry: Researched And Revealed! pamphlet which also makes projections of the shape of things to come. Chapters deal with the problems posed by free content online, the dwindling DVD market, and the schism in the industry about what defines a [...]
Same time last year: Least Likely to be a MILF Edition
Maybe once every two months I will get a call or an e-mail from someone who has a problem with something I wrote. Either there is a factual error (I am Beloved, not Infallible) or, more often, the humor doesn’t jibe with the sensibilities of a person who might otherwise take money for producing/performing in [...]
AVN 2009 in pictures
As I look closer at what I once thought were Tera Patrick’s mesmerizing breasts, I notice that constant companion Evan Seinfeld has actually replicated himself inside her shirt.
Casey Parker stands out from the crowd
At one point during Saturday’s AVN Awards red carpet I became possessed of the urge to wander. The spot I had been allocated was too small for my massive frame and ego, I didn’t want to wait my turn to snap the same pictures everyone else was taking, and there was a guy next to [...]
First contact: Tera Patrick spotted in Las Vegas
It’s always exciting to see sleepy, rustic Las Vegas transform itself into an expensive-drinked, scratchy-throated, droopy-dugged Whore of Babylon for four days each year when the Adult Entertainment Expo rolls into town. Then it goes back to its normal state of bewildered bumpkintude wherein everyone knows each other and everyone lends a helping hand. It’s [...]


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