Unless they are used for bludgeoning enemies, most award trophies are useless. You need to set aside space for them, often building display cases that could better be used for fish tanks or a Pac Man table. People feel awkward around them. They think, “That dude built a display case for his XRCO placque.” You [...]
Evan Seinfeld, wife to host F.A.M.E Awards
The second annual Fans of Adult Media and Entertainment (FAME) Awards has announced that Oz star and Biohazard frontman Evan Seinfeld (seen here with Gilmore Girls star Sebastian Bach) will host the event on June 23. Seinfeld’s wife (inset) will co-host. “We have been fans of Seinfeld’s since side one, track one of Biohazard’s eponymous [...]
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InTERActive: Taking the blue pill, choosing the yellow bikini
Tera Patrick would have you believe that she also likes the yellow bikini, but then you go back and choose the red one and she says she likes that one, too. Which Tera can you believe?? Viewers of the InTERActive DVD, three years in the making, might then wonder if Tera is being straight with [...]
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InTERActive
Studio: Hustler, TeravisionDirector: Quinn RobertsCast: Tera Patrick, Spyder Jonez, Jessica Jaymes, Hillary Scott, “Sammy” Portions of this review originally appeared on Fleshbot It’s not too early to call the best interactive title of 2007; it has to be InTERActive. With just enough humor, special guests, and plot to help out, Tera Patrick’s DVD makes the [...]
Mooninites descend on Boston
In that Tera Patrick once guest-starred on Aqua Teen Hunger Force and did what I think was her best acting ever there (even more so than her job interview with Digital Playground), the fact that apparently the entire city of Boston is angry with ATHF producer Adult Swim/Turner Broadcasting for planting “hoax devices” throughout the [...]
Patrick, Thorn seekin’ to be freakin’ with Ricans
Tera Patrick and Nautica Thorn will be in/on Puerto Rico this weekend for the second annual Sexo Expo, featuring a lingerie contest and an afterparty sponsored by Budweiser. How charming. Budweiser. As you know, Budweiser afterparties are the first halting steps many island commonwealths take toward Freedom. “Latin people are so passionate about sex,” Patrick [...]
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