Tera Patrick and Nautica Thorn will be in/on Puerto Rico this weekend for the second annual Sexo Expo, featuring a lingerie contest and an afterparty sponsored by Budweiser.
How charming. Budweiser.
As you know, Budweiser afterparties are the first halting steps many island commonwealths take toward Freedom.
“Latin people are so passionate about sex,” Patrick explained. “And ever since I did a girl-girl scene with the fiery Carmen Luvana in Genesis magazine, I have always been extremely curious about Puerto Rico!”
According to the CIA’s World Factbook, I explained to Tera, Puerto Rico has 3.69% arable land, which would make it difficult for she and Evan to eke out a living on the unforgiving soil.
The Sexo Expo sounds like Erotica L.A. or Adultcon but with fewer Hispanics.
It also boasts free HIV, Syphilis and Chlamydia tests.
The last time I heard, Nautica Thorn was Asian. But she is also partially Puerto Rican. This means her family fitted their spray cans with sumi e brushes.
As I typed that last sentence I thought: 1. I am going to be murdered, and 2. I am going to Hell.
I would love to go to this event because I am an adopted son of the Spanish-speaking world.
Luckily, the two hostesses have formed an amphibious vehicle travel agency called TeraNautica.
Previously: Tera runs with motorcycle gang; Nautica Thorn and public transportation; Ricockulous
See also: Sexo Expo
check it out – nautica’s right leg is wasting away