Uncomfortably Close with Gram Ponante
  • About
  • Contact
  • FIP

latin

No Image

Out of frame with Eva Dior

December 29, 2008 Gram the Man 1

First the most important thing: For the next eight days the Porn Valley talent agency ATM-LA will be charging a paltry $900 for Boy/Girl scenes. […]

No Image

Setimo de Maio: Tranny monopoly

May 7, 2008 Gram the Man 0

We’ve seen that Latinas must bear the shame of being called hookers when they are actually escorts, but today we look at an area where […]

No Image

Seis de Mayo: Shame and redemption

May 6, 2008 Gram the Man 0

The first thing one thinks when confronted with Wicked’s new Latina Hollywood Hookers is, “Well Duh. You think there’s Latina hookers in Glendale? It would […]

No Image

Cinco de Mayo: "I’ll let you see my bewbs"

May 5, 2008 Gram the Man 0

Growing up in my small Zacatecan village, I never thought I would be so assimilated that I would prefer Taco Bell chalupas to the bacon-wrapped […]

No Image

Kayden Kross representing the Luchadores

April 2, 2008 Gram the Man 0

Kayden Kross works on her fingering and footwork on the set of Rollerdollz. I’m not sure why people give the finger to the camera, but […]

No Image

Young Hollywood and the birth of the United States

March 21, 2008 Gram the Man 2

HBO’s “John Adams” miniseries is pretty compelling, though it inaccurately places the man who would become our second President at the scene of the Boston […]

No Image

Mayhem’s sleight of cunt

February 5, 2008 Gram the Man 1

I’m not autistic or anything, but I really expected a movie with the title Mexicunts to have a picture of a vagina on the box. […]

No Image

Eye candy from the land of nose candy

December 12, 2007 Gram the Man 0

Not that I am not proud of my neighborhood’s overwhelming contributions to the pornic arts, but it’s important to see porn that is shot elsewhere, […]

No Image

In the House of Perez, there is no underwear

October 15, 2007 Gram the Man 0

Renee Perez is NinnWorx_SR’s new contract performer. In House of Perez, her coming out movie for the company, she is all black latex and boots, […]

No Image

Mercedez’ Tower of Terror

July 17, 2007 Gram the Man 0

LFP’s Mr. and Mrs. Smith adaptation featuring Nina Mercedez as a hitwoman employs the same font as California Adventure’s Twilight Zone Tower of Terror. Why […]

No Image

"Watch Me Pee" doesn’t sound any better in Spanish, but let’s get married anyway

July 17, 2007 Gram the Man 0

Dimond Jewelz is a Latina porn actress who, according to her handlers, or putadors, has “made several films primarily for the Internet and private viewing.” […]

No Image

New Porn Daily: Renae Cruz hedges her bets

June 25, 2007 Gram the Man 0

In Slutinas #4, director Juan Cuba confirms the party location with Renae Cruz. “Is the fiesta in that ass?” he asks. “Si,” she says, and […]

No Image

You can’t tell Lorena Sanchez anything when she gets this way

May 7, 2007 Gram the Man 0

This was taken on the set of Chatsworth Pictures’ Cuckolds 2, surely to become known as the Greatest Film of All Time, surpassing even Jack’s […]

No Image

Patrick, Thorn seekin’ to be freakin’ with Ricans

January 29, 2007 Gram the Man 1

Tera Patrick and Nautica Thorn will be in/on Puerto Rico this weekend for the second annual Sexo Expo, featuring a lingerie contest and an afterparty […]

Two Decades of this Ridiculousness

Recently on Porn Valley Observed

  • FIP: They Just Fit Better
  • FIP: Coffee Meniscus
  • Gram’s Marital Aid Test Kitchen: The G-Spot Love Handle
  • Donald Trump: Apprentice Creep
  • Labor Day in Porn Valley, 2022

Porno-Americans

  • Gram the Man on “Sexually Broken” home: A Visit to InSex
  • Robert on Welcome Back Cytherea or: Patience is a squirtue
  • John on “Sexually Broken” home: A Visit to InSex
  • Kenny mitchell on Wife of jailed porn star tells Surewood’s story
  • eyesight on From the Grave, Hollie Stevens Demands You Watch “Clown Porn” Drunk

Gram in Great Literature

Copyright © 2026 | WordPress Theme by MH Themes