Assraelis bigger than Jesus

I don’t like to cover non-events –

Q. Then Grams, why do you write about porn?
A. Shut up.

– and anything a publicist will send to TMZ.com and then send to you with a note saying it was featured on TMZ.com is officially a non-event, but it bears mentioning that Oren Cohen, owner of Tightfit Productions, the producer of Assraelis (covered here first, I humbly point out), which, despite being a well-shot porn film with very tasty Israeli pornstresses, is not causing nearly as much international controversy as readers would be led to believe.

Indeed, Cohen goes so far as to say “not since Deep Throat has an adult film garnered such national and international attention.” That is like John Lennon saying the Beatles were “more popular than Jesus”.

I would say that Assraelis has garnered just as much, but not more, national and international attention as Dirt Pipe Milkshakes 2. Still, Assraelis is a great movie filled with jewsy starlets.

Previously: But is it good for the Jews?
See also: Tightfit Productions

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