Despite increasing the number of trophies it will distribute in next February’s 6th annual XBiz Awards to include performer honors, XBiz was dismayed to learn that its 51 categories still falls far short of the 3,217 awards AVN will have given out the previous month to most of the same people.
“We’ve got our own awards and conference in Los Angeles one month after AVN has its awards and conference in Las Vegas, we’ve got our own video magazine just like they do, we’ve expanded our toy coverage to compete with theirs, we revamped our website…” a visibly shaken XBiz said, “we’ve hired everyone they fired…Jesus Christ; What more can we do?”
Moments after announcing their expanded categories, XBiz learned that not only had AVN added 50 more prizes, including Perfect Attendance and Least Likely to Smell Like Adultcon, but also that the Chatsworth titan had purchased a zeppelin.
XBiz, on the line with Aeroflot, declined to comment on this or rumors that an independent commission will be splitting Dave Navarro in half for the purposes of the two adult trade magazines.
Nominations for the 2008 XBiz Awards will be open until December 31.
Previously: FBI busts Florida company for TMI; Industry shocker: AVN redesign doesn’t look like ass; New copy of XBizWorld contains mousepad
See also: 2008 XBiz Awards, 2008 AVN Awards
you can’t trust either of them (doode)