Bloodbath at the Mothership: AVN Layoffs Reduce Editorial Staff to Two Dudes
It is whispered that bankroller MyFreeCams is on the verge of collapse, thus AVN’s woes.
It is whispered that bankroller MyFreeCams is on the verge of collapse, thus AVN’s woes.
The Golden Globes and Oscars of Porn agree on six films.
I was kicked off my own ship for a while
Gram signs on as editor of Gamelink’s Naked Truth and reluctantly admits that he is an “industry veteran.”
“You what-what a what?” I asked.
…it doesn’t take much imagination to remember that, 20 years ago, every single movie would have been a Hairy Girl release.
“If you’re going to marry someone from an HBO show, why not Bill Paxton? He seems nice.”
XBiz ran a comprehensive article about the recent buying spree of Luxembourg-based Manwin, which is porn’s version of Galactus, Devourer of Worlds.
From now on I want all my parties to be hangar-based
I’m not saying that’s bad. I’m saying that is what it is. Neither publication can claim objectivity, but when’s the last time you objectively jerked off?
“I’m going to have my Greek boyfriend kill that bitch,” shrieked AVN, hurling the Wicked girls at a table strewn with PussyCash pens and lanyards.
How to fix adult award shows
Money is very difficult to find in the adult industry: prominent porn stars are working less and all major studios and publications have been worn down to skeleton staffs. So you’d better use your sunblock.
Will fans, performers, and exhibitors who haven’t been going to Erotica L.A. show up in Vegas for the XFanz Expo instead?
Sundown, you better take care, if I find you been uploading pirated content to those tube sites, there
Nina Hartley, meanwhile, gave a very-present Evan Stone his Best Actor trophy, and they groped each other for a good minute while I stood by, alone, waiting for my chance to do things to Kane that would make the Kama Sutra curl up and explode.
“Where do you think we’ll be a year from now?” Piccionelli asked the panelists. I really wanted someone to say, “soliciting bus fare,” but no one did.
I will be presenting the Best Actress trophy at this year’s XBiz Awards, but I am unsure of how I should comport myself.
XBiz has incorporated a much more manageable video module into its Internet-flavored awards and it has one-upped the FAME Awards fan-favorite model by making it easier for performers to pimp themselves.
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