Get your hand out of your pants you dirty old broad

Listen: I know porn is all about the fantasy. Why else would I count on my thought-provoking role in Jack’s Playground 27 to kick-start my mainstream film career?

But Ava Rose in Just Turned 18 #4?

All producer Stoney Curtis would have had to do was read yesterday’s post when he shot this movie three months ago and he would know that America doesn’t stand for lies.

“Ava is a year and a month older than me,” said Mia Rose. And if Mia Rose is at least 18, then Ava would have to be … oh my God … at least 19.

Which would make her a MILF in today’s currency.

Put away the baby clothes, granny!

Previously: After the loving; Monica Breeze – just because
See also: Lethal Hardcore

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