I spoke with Paul Interlandi, Freedom Distributing’s president, to RSVP to Jacklyn Lick’s Home Party Fantasies DVD release party.
PI: Are you a girl?
GP: No. I am Gram the Man.
PI: We need girls to come to the party.
GP: I understand.
PI: Joey (Strange) and I talk about, you know, we talk about too many guys at a party being a, being a, you know, a “sausage party.”
GP: I know. I’ll try to –
PI: We need girls there.
GP: So, on my site, I’ll say –
PI: Because if it’s only guys – you know, Jacklyn being who she is, she invited Lee Stone, Evan Stone –
GP: Sly and the Family –
PI: And it’s all guys.
GP: That’s too bad. Are there any porn girls going to –
PI: We’ve got Ariana, uh, Aria, Aria –
GP: Aria Giovanni?
PI: Yeah.
GP: That’s great. So I’ll say on my site that only girls should come. Can I RSVP with you?
PI: No, use our website.
GP: Then why do I have this number?
Jacklyn Lick, who codes her own HTML, is big with the bondage crowd. People who hand-code things are ALL into BDSM. I’m more a GUI person, if you know what I mean, but I respect everyone™. Home Party Fantasies is advertised as a female-produced movie. Freedom is distributing her movie, and Joey Strange’s Moonlight Entertainment is co-producing the party.
Once again, the only people who should go to this party, other than me, are women. The guy on the phone seemed adamant about this. I get the distinct impression that if you are a guy and you show up to this party, you will be murdered.
Jacklyn Lick responds: Men are MORE than welcome to show up, and will not be murdered.
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