Election Day 2008, 12:29 a.m.
In a few hours I will be setting up a polling location somewhere in Los Angeles County and will remain there for the next 15 hours.
I therefore will not be posting today.
The least you could do is bring snacks.
If you haven’t mailed in your ballot already, get to your polling place and vote.
If you see me at the poll, do not refer to me as America’s Beloved Porn Journalist and show your breasts and stuff like that. Do not ask me about high-speed rail.
Because today I am simply Ronnie James Dio, proud American, and there’s no ATOGM measure on the ballot.
Well now that you’re out of some senior citizen’s garage, what about high-speed rail?
If you really are RJD, then I can only assume that today is the day that …..The Devil Cried!