Holly Morgan’s sham marriage

In My Big Fake Wedding, Holly Morgan plays a virgin and Brea Lynn is her best friend.

(Wait for it…)

How can one be a virgin if Brea Lynn is one’s best friend? Do virgins shave their pubes and have little groinal tattoos? I am so out of the loop with virgin culture that I fear it might harm my shot at the presidency when I become eligible in 2016.

That said, this is a very fun movie. I would watch Holly Morgan slaughter villages if she were naked enough.

Read the review here.

Previously: What Would Bob Seger Do?; Pulse P.o.V.
See also: Vivid

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