I spoke with California Pimp (and star of Under Pimp Arrest) Mr. Johnson recently, and have determined to do how he do. I am checking my schedule to see if I can become a full-time pimp sometime next quarter.
“I am cross-country pimpin’ in all 52 states,” he told me. “I got hos workin’ the blade and doin’ the Ho Stroll on tracks across the nation. I am an international pimp.”
GP: Uh, well so am I.
MJ: Stop makin’ mistakes and fuckin’ wid Frosty Flakes.
I asked him what was the difference between actual hos and porn chicks.
“Porn hos is just lying there. I take (UPA star) Amina Blue in there, and say, ‘This is what real ho do!'”
After the Big Hollywood Porn Party on Friday night, Johnson and some hos plan to swoop to Atlanta, which be crackin’.
I will say it again: I am in the wrong line of work.
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