Intelligent Design

Director Stoney Curtis says that some of the performers in Built for Sex 3 actually spit at the camera, like some kind of sex camel.

“The girls will talk to the camera and even spit on it from time to time which is really great for the home viewing experience,” said the Lethal Hardcore director.

I don’t know…

Both Candice Von and Mia Bang are looking very frankly at (you) from the cover of this title. Are you scared they might decide to spit on you? This would preoccupy me, I think, even as I watched the film. Worse than suddenly cutting to the guy’s face, whoever he is, would be someone spitting at the camera.

Is the lens wiped off immediately or does the viewer have to watch the rest of the scene through a Bob Guccione-like drool filter?

Of greater concern is that the actresses are advertised as “all-natural”. Despite this, the title clearly states they were Built.

What’s right, Stoney Curtis? Is there a God or isn’t there? Buy Built for Sex 3 and find out.

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