Jenna Jameson’s likeness is here being seen cast in wax by a London, er, wax artist.
Madame Tussaud’s Las Vegas branch will unveil a wax sculpture of Jameson (with her help) next Wednesday.
It is one of life’s many oddities that a woman who has provoked such high viscosity in so many men will be nearly insoluble in water.
The modern consumer knows that he has a choice in wax: there is the classy beeswax, carnauba, a vegetable wax, and paraffin, which is a mineral wax used by the poor. Jameson is being cast with beeswax.
And, while I know that Las Vegas is the most air-conditioned city in the world, I can’t help but think that anything made of wax there would have a hard time surviving.
Just last week I and a hooker were weeping uncontrollably atop the bridge next to Caesar’s Phallus (“Save your money for a law degree,” she said) and all my tears melted into their component salts before they hit the Strip below.
Previously: Jenna not #1 with Nazis; Porn I’d like to see
See also: ClubJenna, Madame Tussaud’s Las Vegas
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