Playboy’s Night Calls, hosted by Jesse Jane, and porn e-tailer SugarDVD are sponsoring a contest that will land the winner a naked guest spot on the show, airfare, and hotel accommodations in Los Angeles. Depending on whose version you read, the lucky lady will also either receive “some” spending cash or have her wallet “stuffed” with it.
But that’s not the point; as long as 1.) she is over 18, 2.) lives in the United States, 3.) looks good naked, and 4.) can artfully describe why she stands out above other women (see #2), she has a chance to flop around helplessly under Jane’s steely gaze.
“Where can I find a woman like that?” Jesse Jane might have said.
I have not met Jesse Jane but I can satisfy items one through four above. Should I sign up? Will my employer be jealous if I become more famous than he is? (He’s sensitive now that he’s broken up with Mason.) Or should I hold out until I know how much spending cash I’ll get and where I’ll be staying? Will they fly me out on JetBlue (I’m in San Francisco) or will they send me first class?
Hold on: I’m going to go flash out the window and see if somebody snaps me with his camera phone; I don’t have any nudes since before I had the landing strip put in.
Previously: What is a MILF?; Jesse Jane: spare the paddle
See also: SugarDVD contest; Playboy TV
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