Joanna Angel eats grilled cheese, tomato

Joanna Angel is a study in contrasts. Is she an Orthodox Jew, or is she a new-age Kabbalist? If she is a New Yorker, why does she spend so much time in L.A.? Why does she wear a pink bikini with a green microskirt?

At her Hustler Hollywood appearance tonight, she was spot-lit and at the center of a packed room. “She looks like an angel,” wept erstwhile labelmate Eon McKai. “She is selling the (steveporn) lifestyle one unit at a time.”

Angel was signing copies of Neu Wave Hookers as well as Joanna’s Angels. The latter’s sequel comes out early morning, April 4.

As you well know, I have always been concerned about the effect Joanna’s bicoastal nature has had on her healthy eating habits. At the Rainbow Room following the signing (we were whisked away in a limo) she ordered a grilled cheese sandwich with a tomato and a Diet Coke.

Speaking of erstwhile, Jack the Zipper was there to lend trendy, edgy, east coast-y support. You know the only thing these people actually have in common? Alaska.

Angel was amazed at how many fans were there.

I asked what effect my web site had had on her success and sexual ripeness.

“You have always been good at making sure my fame didn’t get in the way of my eating habits,” she said.

GramPonante.com cub reporter and Vivid taskmaster Eon McKai helped a great deal with this report.

Previously: Angel dislikes broccoli; Porn star diets
See also: VCA, Burning Angel