I feared Kami Andrews had been abducted by some CES guys because I had seen everyone I wanted to see at the AVN convention but her. She finally showed up last night and I breathed easy again.
“You’re not dead,” I said.
“Hells no,” she said.
Andrews is the only porn star with whom I’ve eaten at the House of Pies. This will remain special to me. What enrages me is that the House of Pies doesn’t have a bar with which I can intoxicate Ms. Andrews and make her do my bidding.
Similarly, the line at the bar at the awards show was too long to tank her up, plus the show was starting, so no drinks were had by us.
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