At the Mansion the other day (I was out getting some lox), Hef announced that Kara “three hoops” Monaco was the 2006 Playmate of the Year.
“Now the healing can begin,” the Playboy founder did not say.
Monaco, it is interesting to learn, is the first June centerfold in Playboy’s half century to be awarded the PMotY title. Monaco’s past employment includes a stint at the Magic Kingdom, at which she played Snow White, Cinderella, Alice in Wonderland, and the Little Mermaid.
Personally, I can’t believe Disney got away with the Little Mermaid’s outfit; it was scandalous.
Monaco will embark on a nationwide tour to exhibit her pmotyaneity, and her PMotY DVD will be released on June 20.
Previously: Catalina redux
See also: Playboy
Leave a Reply