Last week I lamented that Kiki D’aire was nowhere to be found. According to go-fast boat fishing buddy Mike South, she has lap-danced her way to luxury. But at what cost?
Oh, Kiki. Are you that person? Do you really want to hand out Spelling Bee trophies?
“Why do guys like that marry escorts and strippers and expect to change them?” South asked.
I’ll admit there is a small chance that I make less than D’aire’s current husband. But I could make her happy. (I’m noticing that I have invited a lot of porn stars to live with me lately.)
Previously: Where have you gone, Kiki D’aire?
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