Today is Lindsey Lohan’s 23rd birthday, and I feel this porn treatment is exactly five years too late.
- See my Scarlett Fay/Nicole Ray gallery here
As you are astute, you will notice a horrible double standard here: The attention these two are paying to Fay’s nipples seems perfectly O.K. now that they’re doing it. But if I stood there and gawked at Fay’s nipples – even to point out that her t-shirt wasn’t adequate to hide their turgidity – it would be seen as “weird” or “criminal” or “another jailable offense for Gram.”