Mary Carey’s competition

While Mary Carey’s name is not on any ballot, her California gubernatorial campaign website is still better than that of the Peace & Freedom candidate.

For thirty years, you have turned to this website for guidance in voting, but we cannot endorse Carey here at Gram Ponante Towers, Aviary, and Helipad on the bases of her rack and artistry alone. While her porn for guns campaign is innovative, her implants are disingenuous. That is why we can’t endorse Schwarzenegger, either.

The only fun that could be squeezed out of the 2003 recall election was the 250 or so candidates that emerged, including Carey and Larrry Flynt. The election was such a debacle that even throwing away one’s vote on a joke candidate seemed an acceptable form of protest. But the glut of candidates also made California seem silly.

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See also: Mary Carey, Phil Angelides, Steve Westly, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Janice Jordan