McCartney, wife to no longer do it in the road, anywhere

One of the most effective measures of people of a certain age (ahem) is whether they like John or Paul. Like Coke v. Pepsi, it’s not that people hate the alternative, it’s just an unavoidable, natural leaning to one side that is imposssible to change.

While I was never a bigger Paul fan, there’s something about Heather Mills that makes me feel sorry for him. A friend of mine was at a celebrity fundraising event recently in which Mills chastised and taunted people to donate to her landmine charity.

Here is a picture of Mills from her days as a topless, legful model. McCartney did not sign a pre-nup, and there is a chance that British law might award his wife of four years up to 25 percent of his estate. I’m sorry that it took him so long to find out (but he found out).

Previously: I, Jimmy D; Mason’s Sluts; Nacho Se Divorcia
See also: She’s leaving home . . . but will divorce net a record £200m?, Paul McCartney, Heather Mills pics via TabloidRabies.com