Sometimes the things we do become so habituated that, after a while, we don’t know what they mean anymore. Here is the built-for-action Clair Dames asking us to accept that her weapons-grade boobs fell out by accident.
As an American pornographer, I respect that there are conventions we must respect. For example, perhaps there will always be the “schoolgirl.” Perhaps women with great asses will always slap their own asses at you when they take their pants off. And perhaps a beloved tradition—traceable to before Marilyn Monroe—in which a woman acts surprised when more flesh is showing than she’d like—but Fuck It!—should be exalted and kept intact.
That said, neither I nor Kylee Reese were surprised when Dames’ industrial-strength jugs fell out that night in 2008. Maybe if a nipple had strayed, or a cameltoe were revealed, Dames could have gotten away with such an expression, but I don’t believe her one bit.
Perhaps I have grown cynical in my old age (I am now 23), but I think she meant for it to happen.
Previously on Porn Valley Observed: Night of the Night of Giving Head; Shocker—some pornorazzi hated
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