The 2011 Ropey Volley Awards: Movies of the Year
Each year I recognize the people, movies, and events that made a difference to me in the porn world. These are the 2011 Ropey Volley Awards for Movies of the Year.
Month: December 2011
“Mork & Mindy” exits from the other vagina
Points added that the Fonz shows up? Yes. And that he makes a Jump the Shark reference? Sure. But to what end?
You Can Leave Your Heels On: “How To Be A Better Lover”
“Don’t take your cues from porn,” says Lexi Belle as she rests her high heels on his back
“Pretty Tied Up” is hard—and easy—to beat
This movie delivers exactly what the title promises
2011: The Glorious Year of the Whore
This year the porn world tackled the issue of prostitution in several thought-provoking films
The Shocking Truth about Why I Moved to Los Angeles
It’s important to learn how to read
MontagFoto 12.12.11—Only Claire Dames is shocked
Save your shame, Claire Dames
AVN & XBiz divide January, profits
I’m not saying that’s bad. I’m saying that is what it is. Neither publication can claim objectivity, but when’s the last time you objectively jerked off?
“Cumshot Surprises”: It is as if they are deliberately missing her vagina
…And at no point does the wild spray of semen land anywhere near where conception can occur, even the extra-wide strike zone that is the Mind of God.
MontagFoto 12.5.11—Memphis Monroe’s Choky Christmas
If you’re like me, nothing evokes the holidays better than the slow application of pressure to the windpipe during sex.
Hulk Smear! or: “Iron Man” deficiency
If you wonder how porn movies that are less-than-slam dunks make money, join the club.
Kayden Kross: Hookers can be duplicitous Part II [review]
“We all get fucked for money one way or the other, right?”