For those of you paying $700 a month on your heating bills, without even the assistance of Hugo Chavez, the notion of someone actually complaining that temperatures in Porn Valley reached 96 degrees this weekend probably makes you indignant. They made me indignant, too. I remember a time not too long ago in which March was winter, and winter meant snow, and snow meant ingenious ways of protecting the parking space one had just shoveled out.
So if winter means it’s 96 degrees, imagine what it was like last June in the dusty wastes beyond Topanga Canyon Blvd., the last gasp of Porn Valley before it gives way to, er, whatever is west of there. That was where Roy Karch was directing Night Shift Nurses – Escort Service.
“It’s a sweatfest and it’s a fuckfest,” Karch said wearily. It was 117 degrees outside. There was a little pool of Hailey Young and Felix Vicious on the bed in the back room. Porn girls were like cats flattening themselves on the floor in the heat. Luckily Dayla Hanah (above) was wearing this breathable mesh number.
Just one of those fun sets where no one was assaulted.
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