I will not say that Sunny Lane and her manager mom came over and made a Gram sandwich in order to secure a mention on this site (1.) because that would be untrue and (2.) because I’d probably do it anyway.
The virginal (relative to this business) Lane is being touted as a Best New Starlet candidate.
AVN Press Release Regurgitating Entity Marty Murphy said, “America’s favorite pop-shot princess Britney Rears will be jetting up to the San Francisco Bay area to meet her growing legion of fans at three Secrets Adult Superstores during a weekend of meet and greet autograph appearances August 5th and 6th.”
GP: But what about Sunny Lane, you hack? What about a public relations firm dictating your nominations?
MM: Penn Jillette who personally filmed Jeremy’s version siad, it was one of the best and gave him special thanks in the credit of the movie. Check out Ron Jeremy’s version of the “The Aristocrats!” wen it is released on DVD. This is Steve Banan.
GP: I don’t know you anymore. What’s happened to us?
Regardless of the media buzz around Ms. Lane, I will always remember her as a shy young woman riding a fan like a horse on a hotel lobby rug. These are the special memories I’ll have around nominating time.
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