Oh no, there goes Milano, go go Blackzilla

I would like to think that Shane Diesel, by all accounts a kind and thoughtful person, chafes a little at the idea of being known as Blackzilla.

“I am not a monster,” he might say, absently swatting at airplanes and walking into the sea.

It’s also difficult because Diesel already has a porn name. Is he now supposed to answer to both “Shane Diesel” and “Blackzilla” if spotted in the Anal aisle at Ralph’s?

If you think Diesel’s got it tough, though, consider poor Britney Rears. Now there’s two of them, each of whom already has a porn name. But I’ve never met a meta porn star I didn’t like.

Diesel, as Blackzilla, services five ladies, including thunderstruck Italia here, in My Hot Wife Is Fucking Blackzilla 3.

I wonder if Italia got it in the boot as well?

(I’m here all week.)

I can’t tell if the husbands the “My” refers to are shown in the video, or if there is a special room for Weak Men.

Previously: Are you there, God? It’s Me, Blackzilla; Go go Gojira, Dakota; The Hair down there
See also: Digital Sin, Blue Oyster Cult, Toho Studios