Partying with the Sybian, or: Toys for Twats

Tightfit Productions is hosting a holiday/pre-AVN Expo party at Cinespace on Hollywood Blvd. this Friday to promote its new movie, Sex and the Sybian.

The durable and frank Sybian is a $1300 device marketed to women. If you are a lady, you squat on its platform while an attachment thrusts into your parts until you are compelled to say, “Grams, I have a loveless marriage.”

I have not been aware of a movie so closely tied with a product since 1988’s McDonald’s-sponsored ET ripoff Mac & Me, in which a wheelchair-bound boy befriends an alien and for some reason there is a dance party at the Golden Arches.

Somehow Sex & The Sybian sounds more compelling.

The movie stars Trina Michaels, Ariel X, Gianna Lynn, Aaliyah Jolie, Luscious Lopez, Savannah Stern, and Shannon Kelly. Gianna Lynn will be hosting Friday’s party.

This is an adult industry-only event. To RSVP, contact Tightfit VP Joanie Lee here.

See also: The Sybian, Tightfit Productions

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