Studio: Adult Source Media
Director: Wendy Crawford
Cast: The voice of Evan Stone
Cap’n Jack Swallows (Evan Stone) is a pirate who has made an unfortunate deal with an island witch doctor to protect a magical doodad. Rather than fulfill his side of the bargain, however, the witch doctor sets loose a spirit on the crew that turns them into shape-shifting ghosts the moment they ejaculate.
Well, at least they’re allowed to ejaculate.
This debut gay title from Adult Source Media represents an improvement from its earlier animated work, the straight-themed “Pinks” and “Pleasure Island.” The images are crisper, the characters more expressive, and the camera directions more realistic. There are also nice moves with foreground/background perspectives.
What’s more, the come is represented as individual droplets rather than the previous movies’ streamy doollops. This was truly a triumph in splooge realization.
Written by Leeroy Myers, scribe of New Sensations’ recent porn parodies, “Pirate’s Booty” features lines like “I wonder when he was last rogered by a proper man like meself?” and “Your hole, your hole, a pirate’s life for me.”
The Cabin Boy gives Cap’n Jack the daily report.
“Cap’n,” he says. “We’re down to the last ration of rum and biscuits. What do you want me to do?”
“Eat my ass,” the Cap’n says. “Come here, boy: Suck my mighty yardarm.”
Stone participates fully in the animated gaynanigans, pitching and catching and supplying the requisite grunts like a champ. He saves the uncircumcised twink cabin boy and restores order to the ship, all the while coaxing and delivering copious digital loads.
Adventurous straight folk might like this movie for its tropical locales and colorful vernacular, people who dress like pirates will enjoy the costumes, cats will be transfixed by the moving images, and gay audiences will be delighted to have Evan Stone on their side of the fence for a while, if only two-dimensionally.
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