Points added that the Fonz shows up? Yes. And that he makes a Jump the Shark reference? Sure. But to what end?

If you’re like me, nothing evokes the holidays better than the slow application of pressure to the windpipe during sex.

You know how in ancient Rome they had The Five Good Emperors? No? Well, “Back Door to Chyna” is definitely in the running for inclusion in The Three Good Celebrity Sex Tapes.

“Justice League of Pornstar Heroes” is not a bad movie; it just doesn’t do “justice” to its budget.

Andy San Dimas fucks the entire surviving citizenry of the planet Krypton in Axel Braun’s “Superman XXX,” which makes her a shoo-in for next year’s Best Interspecies Gangbang award.

As I’ve been led to understand, pornography is a visual medium.

Fleshbot will be delivering cards to dozens of male performers who would otherwise only be receiving listless blowjobs from blackjack dealers at the Flamingo.

“The Twilight Zone” porn parody follows the theme of much of Thomas’ free love era-inspired ouevre: Sexual repression fucks people up.

…the “Sex & the City” parody is much more satisfying than the original show, which left me feeling guilty after each viewing because I always wanted to shoot certain characters in the face.

Evan Stone gets offstage and he sweats on some women; I am jealous because I am never as successful when sweating on women.

Could the advent of a fresh and sassy new adult consumer show signal a turnaround for the porn industry or might I be retarded?

All I wanted from this NC(C)-17(01) adaptation of “Star Trek 2″ was that the Ricardo Montalban character not be called “Khunt.”

Nikki Jayne combines the utter blondeness of a So-Cal surfer girl with the fleshiness of a starlet from a different decade. But she’s British!!!

“Fly Girls” was so good I actually gave it to my friend for his birthday. If I had given him “Flight Attendants,” he would no longer be my friend.