[PR] Did No One Think of “The Three Splooges”?

I mean, do I have to think of everything? Anyway, this is the sort of e-mail I get. The following is a press release reprinted without edits to enlighten non-adult industry readers about how the porn business talks about itself. It was written by an adult industry marketing professional. Spontaneous Orgy Breaks Out on Set…

“Dracula XXX” Gets A Coppola Loads in the Face

Director Axel Braun’s big-budget 3D adaptation of Francis Ford Coppola’s 1994 “Dracula” is impressive for its big cast and numerous sex scenes. I am particularly fond of the juicy Krissy Lynn, and it is great to see her and others being serviced while still wearing their coarse white washer-woman outfits, no doubt bought in bulk…