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Vote No on B: A Special Video

In this video, Gram Ponante tells you why you should Vote No on L.A. County Ballot Measure B

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I wanted “Batgirl XXX” to be more Extreme Associates and less Extreme Comixxx

In an attempt to please her inappropriately sexualized father, a woman is initiated into a dangerous business while in a questionable state of mind by two masked men who have sex with her. Perhaps “Batgirl XXX” is a metaphor for porn in general.

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Spunk & White: “The Elements of Desire”

Keep reminding yourself that “Elements of Desire” is 19 years old.

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Porn of the Ancient World: “Body Heat” or: “This Ain’t Body Heat” or: “It Gets the Hose Again”

Is it possible to watch a movie made in 2010 and still find relevance to today’s world?

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Gabe And Karla And Will And Mindy: “Shared Wives”

“I see the twisted remains of melted metal that was once a bike, and the wreckage of the humanity and families that are what’s left over of a $12,000 joyride which, yes, crashed, because they didn’t take it seriously.”

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Kiki D’Aire’s own private “Camp Erotica” [interview]

Kiki D’aire talks with Gram Ponante about her role in 2000′s “Camp Erotica,” managing a porn agency, guys who can’t get it up, and meeting girls who remind her of her.

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Almost Blue: “This Ain’t The Smurfs XXX”

“The Smurfs XXX” is a backstage look at the porn world through the filter of children’s programming.

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Bonjour, Homewreckeur! Angell Summers in “Exchange Student 3″

Charlotte Gainesbourg in “AntiChrist,” Beatrice Dalle in “Betty Blue”; It is hard to resist French women when they have their minds set on something. But will the lovely Angell Summers use her Gallic wiles for good, evil, or Crazy?

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MontagFoto 4.23.12—Visible Jets

If there is anything that Jennifer Lopez and I agree on, it is “Enough.”

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I guess “Womb Raider” would be too on the womb

I may be wrong, but I think women like Angelina Jolie much more than men do; she is devastatingly attractive in that way women like but that men quickly tire of, since there’s no payoff. With Chanel Preston, there is only payoff.

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[PR] Did No One Think of “The Three Splooges”?

I mean, do I have to think of everything? Anyway, this is the sort of e-mail I get. The following is a press release reprinted without edits to enlighten non-adult industry readers about how the porn business talks about itself. It was written by an adult industry marketing professional. Spontaneous Orgy Breaks Out on Set [...]

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“Jaws XXX 3D”: Nice Quint

“Jaws XXX 3D” is at least as good as “Jaws 3D” and better than “Jaws 4.” In fact, “Jaws 4″ made “Jaws 3″ look like “Jaws 2.”

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“Mork & Mindy” exits from the other vagina

Points added that the Fonz shows up? Yes. And that he makes a Jump the Shark reference? Sure. But to what end?

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MontagFoto 12.5.11—Memphis Monroe’s Choky Christmas

If you’re like me, nothing evokes the holidays better than the slow application of pressure to the windpipe during sex.

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“Taxi Driver” washes the cum off these sheets

“Taxi Driver” takes itself seriously and is done so well that we do, too, and that’s no mean street feat for a porn movie.

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“Backdoor to Chyna” renews my hope for the celebrity sex tape

You know how in ancient Rome they had The Five Good Emperors? No? Well, “Back Door to Chyna” is definitely in the running for inclusion in The Three Good Celebrity Sex Tapes.

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We don’t need another “Justice League of Pornstar Heroes”

“Justice League of Pornstar Heroes” is not a bad movie; it just doesn’t do “justice” to its budget.

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Swallow the Yellow Thick Load—”Simpsons: The XXX Parody”

And don’t worry: there’s no Bart, Lisa, or Maggie

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“Superman XXX”: Andy San Dimas kneels before Zoe, Zod

Andy San Dimas fucks the entire surviving citizenry of the planet Krypton in Axel Braun’s “Superman XXX,” which makes her a shoo-in for next year’s Best Interspecies Gangbang award.

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The 2010 Ropey Volley Awards—Pictures of the Year

As I’ve been led to understand, pornography is a visual medium.

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  • “Descent”: Dana Vespoli’s Sexy Fugues June 12, 2013
    With nods to "Sunset Boulevard" and "The Shining," Dana Vespoli again shows that a low-budget porn movie can be highly effective without skimping on story or sex. […]
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  • Going To The Mattresses With “The Benz Mafia” June 11, 2013
    Using nothing but harsh words and massive boobs, Nikki Benz and Kortney Kane take over Porn Valley from the British, just like Paul Revere did. […]
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Coming Events of Personal Interest to Gram

April 24, 2013
Bawdy Storytelling
El Cid, Hollywood
4212 W Sunset Blvd. Hollywood

April 25, 2013
29th Annual XRCO Awards
SupperClub, 6675 Hollywood Blvd.
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