It didn’t occur to me that Jesse Jane might be pulling a reverse Robert DeNiro in Raging Bull for the role.
Despite it not having been written, cast, or shot yet, the sequel to “Pirates” is already the biggest movie of 2007 and 2008 and will be shown at Barack Obama’s Inaugural Ball on January 20, 2009 as gawpers take camera phone shots of Teagan Presley’s toddlers.
The teaser, which features a skeleton (and even it is wearing clothes), capitalizes on the notion that the nation has already seen the original and that memories of Jesse Jane’s candle wax scene with Carmen Luvana are still fresh. Those who are not familiar with the top-selling adult DVD of the past two years will wonder why they’re still showing commercials for the PS2.
APX Foitruss writes:
Senor Gram,
Now you’ve crossed the line! I think it was in awful taste for you to
refer to Jesse Jane as a “skeleton” in your posting about the biggest
movie of 2007 and 2008, the Digital Playground crossover blockbuster
megahit called “Pirates.” Jesse Jane is a sweet girl and if she has an
eating disorder as many have speculated, you’re not going to be part
of the solution by making her more insecure. Don’t be a part of the
problem, Gram! These girls need all our love and support.And now a word from our sponsor:
You’ve all heard of ‘Pilates,’ well get ready for ‘Pirates’! It’s the
workout that tends to every muscle in your body, even the muscles in
far away places–Pirates! Get the gape you’ve always dreamed
of–Pirates! Some silicone under there, some jizz on top of
this–Pirates! You can do it alone, you can do it with a
group–Pirates! It’s the California craze of the Zeros–Pirates! Do
that hand jive, baby–Piiiiiiiirateeeees! Arrrrgh! Must be 18 or
older.
See the teaser trailer here.
Previously: Digital Playground offers Pirates 2 teaser poster
See also: Digital Playground
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