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The 2011 Ropey Volley Awards: Movies of the Year

Each year I recognize the people, movies, and events that made a difference to me in the porn world. These are the 2011 Ropey Volley Awards for Movies of the Year.

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Kayden Kross: Hookers can be duplicitous Part II [review]

“We all get fucked for money one way or the other, right?”

interviews

Jesse Jane: “I don’t feel anyone is my competition”

“We get new girls all the time,” Jesse Jane says, “and I don’t feel anyone is my competition.”

business

Jesse Jane blames quitting rumors on broken hyphen

Jesse Jane quells resignation rumors by re-signing, perhaps resignedly.

business

Galaxy Awards announced in Bluish Porn Space

“The recent proliferation of new porn awards is a sure sign the world economy is rebounding,” World Trade Organization Director-General Pascal Lamy did not say.

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BiBi Jones joins Digital Playground, other people named Bibi

Better the Taylor Swift of porn than the Benjamin “Bibi” Netanyahu of porn.

Today in Porn Valley

Jesse Jane And the U.S. Male

Everything Jesse Jane says in this video is, strictly speaking, appropriate parlance for the U.S. Postal Service. Why, then, does it all sound so dirty?

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“Fly Girls”: When you have a choice in airport-oriented porn comedies

“Fly Girls” was so good I actually gave it to my friend for his birthday. If I had given him “Flight Attendants,” he would no longer be my friend.

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Kayden Kross Is the Rabbit Girl

“You want me to talk about my money? Like what do I do with it? Oh! You said ‘bunny‘”

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Emy Reyes: Straight outta Tegucigalpa

Honduras’ own Emy Reyes joins Pride of Philadelphia Stoya in “Jack’s Playground 23,” an excellent movie that nevertheless sometimes suffers from too much plot and, in Riley Steele’s case, not enough sandwiches.

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Jesse Jane starts freakin’ the Ricans

Jesse Jane rubs the possibilities available under U.S. statehood in the faces of Puerto Ricans tonight through Saturday at Lips Gentlemen’s Club in Hato Rey. “I am so excited to have the chance to perform in Puerto Rico,” said Jane.  “It’s such a sexy, romantic country, and I’m going to feel like I’m back filming [...]

reviews

Jack’s Teen America #23

Studio: Digital PlaygroundDirector: Robby DCast: Stoya, Riley Steele, Emy Reyes, Ariel Summers, Angelina Valentine, Mick Blue, James Deen, Scott Nails, Erik Everhard Hundreds of years ago, Digital Playground created the character of Jack, a faceless scoundrel who lured, tricked, cajoled, or didn’t really have to try too hard at all to get women to have [...]

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CNBC’s "Business of Pleasure" neither a hatchet job nor a sunbeam

While Vivid co-founder Steven Hirsch, Wicked Vice President Joy King, and Digital Playground’s Jesse Jane seem to be required by law to appear in every documentary about porn, CNBC’s “Business of Pleasure” was an expose I would feel comfortable showing to a journalism class. It was more fair and balanced than the past dozen or [...]

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What "Naughty Nannies" finally reveals is better than what it doesn’t

It is not a crime – only creepy – to make porn featuring women pretending to be younger than they are, specifically, by virtue of their lollipops and pigtails, below legal age. And it is also not a crime to imply the presence of but not depict children, such as in movies like Digital Playground’s [...]

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Girls on film: Digital Playground doesn’t let the bed get cold

Tonight’s FAME Awards are to be the last appearance of “Digital Playground’s Stoya,” Stoya says, and her swan song as DP’s most promising contract performer since Jesse Jane and Teagan comes 24 hours after the announcement of Rio Valentine as the Van Nuys company’s new brunette. *whew* apt. is almost all packed up. leaving tmrw [...]

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A Bree grows in Stoya: Two porn industry responses to the recession

In “A Tree Grows in Brooklyn,” a Depression-era working class mother of two brews more coffee than she needs, because the act of wasting something makes her feel rich. In Digital Playground’s “Stoya: Scream,” Evan Stone jerks off on a perfectly good piece of steak and Stoya, who in real life is a vegetarian, licks [...]

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Stoya: Scream

Studio: Digital PlaygroundDirector: CelesteCast: Stoya, Evan Stone, Alexis Texas, Carmella Santiago, The Love twins, Mahlia Milian, Madison Ivy Portions of this review also appeared on Fleshbot Stoya reminds us that you can’t say “Boobies” without first saying “Boo.” Digital Playground’s “Scream” series, in which its starlets find themselves in spooky, dirty situations, has found a [...]

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Porn parodies: Nothing to laugh at if you get sued

While you may have always wondered what Ginger from “Gilligan’s Island” would look like in a three-way with Gilligan and Mary Ann, several legal obstacles must be removed before your castaway fantasy becomes a reality. Porn parodies of mainstream fare have always been around, but have recently cycled back into popularity. They are among the [...]

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Sasha Grey: The End of Innocence

Tomorrow Sasha Grey turns 21. She will celebrate it in Vegas at Tao, and I am assuming she will reposition the 25 or so cutouts of Tera Patrick in order to make the joint more personal. She will also drink a lot of single malt scotch, which I’m sure she will sip demurely despite the [...]

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Digital Playground preps Pirates 3

When Digital Playground adapted Disney’s theme park ride-turned-movie series Pirates of the Caribbean into the Pirates pornos, few thought the adult versions would be so successful. But now that the Pirates of the Caribbean series is over, Digital Playground has set its sites on a comic book adaptation, Crotchmen. “We wanted to go darker,” said [...]

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Gram Through the Ages

Coming Events of Personal Interest to Gram

February 19
The Tranny Awards
Joseph's Cafe
1775 North Ivar, Hollywood, CA
Hosted by Nicole Paige Brooks and Domino Presley
Red Carpet: 8:30 p.m.

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