Digital Playground’s Pirates has received its 40th award, most recently from the euthanasia-phobic country/continent combo of Australia, thus cruelly extending the life of the movie through a proven but inhumane cocktail of awards and press releases. “Thank you for this award, Australasia,” a weeping Pirates breathed into a microphone while mournful digeridoos played in the [...]
Wednesday Industry Shocker: Shay Jordan rechristened Shay J
“I just want to work very hard and not tell anyone no,” she said. “I thought about the contract before I signed it, and I think it would be unprofessional to not give everything 100 percent.”
Have a cigar
As anyone who knows me knows, I am big into Vishnu. I admire the multi-armed Hindu deity for its can-do attitude, no-nonsense pants, and joie de vivre. At first I thought Vishnu was helming Digital Playground’s point-of-view release Pulse because I’d concluded that only the darling of 1.2 billion Indians could talk, fuck, and run [...]
Pulse P.o.V.
Studio: Digital Playground Director: Robby D. Cast: Codi Milo, Jasmine Byrne, Holly Morgan, Alexis Silver, Nautica Thorn, Honey The Point of View format is tricky because the camera is supposed to be your eyes and, by deduction, the hands reaching into the frame, yours, and the everything else one sees that does not belong to [...]
Because having actual Asians would ruin it
Janine and Sophia Santi star in Digital Playground’s Way of the Dragon, which is described as “a surreal journey through a sensual dreamscape of Asian customs, fantasies, and sexual delights.” I, for one, laud Digital Playground’s bold move to not have any Asians in the film. I believe that anything that purports to explore a [...]
Sexy Janine hides head injury, signs with Digital Playground
The Porn Star Known as Janine has signed with Digital Playground. “I am happy to be that much closer to Gram Ponante,” the veteran performer did not say. Janine has been performing since the 80′s. It is good to see that sort of longevity in this business (which I own). We wish her nothing but [...]


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