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NEW FROM WEST COAST PRODUCTIONS, AZZ AND MO ASS EPIC, SPECIAL TWO DISC COLLECTORS EDITION NOW AVAILABLE ON DVD.
First in a series, this first release of Azz and Mo Ass Epic, released by West Coast Productions, is the very definition of epic. If epic is used to describe either the collection of a dozen scenes or the sheer volume of big butt babes giving you’re their best, it’s a win-win in any event! TB directs a digitally re-mastered collection spanning about four and a half hours! This release is available on DVD, DATE HERE.
Featuring an all-star cast including notable favorites like Tia Sweet, Jazmine Cashmere, Ayana Angel, Kim Pleasures and many more. This two disc Collectors Edition of Azz and Mo Ass Epic is a must see and must have for lovers of long running, ass-focused, hardcore scenes. Kicking off this collection is Pink. She has a killer smile and a big round butt that jiggles when she shakes it. Fair skin, soft lips and a tongue ring, she has freak written all over her! Perfect natural breasts make her even better, but just wait till you see her do the splits after being double-teamed. She’s hard to follow, but Kim Pleasures is up next. Kim likes her lingerie and that tiny waist makes that booty pop! Tia Sweet is just like her name- sweet. This girl really knows how to work it; in fact, she can’t even wait to get to a bed and starts getting after her man in the front seat of his car. Tia gets her bubble moving and the car starts to shake so they get to a bed!
There is a lot to see in this full-length compilation featuring twelve of the hottest babes with some of the biggest booties that we’ve had the pleasure to bring to you. If it jiggles when it wiggles it’s on this collection of scenes. You will be star struck and booty drunk after you see what we have to offer! Co-eds never looked this good and it only gets better every time you watch this collection!
This DVD also features a chapter search, photo gallery, additional feature previews and a look behind the scenes. Also included you’ll find website information and a bonus scene!
“This movie perhaps is the best cast of asses ever assembled!! Truly an all-star masterpiece, captured by WCP’s best director – TB. Enjoy!” –James A.
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See also: West Coast Productions
“Azz and Mo Ass Epic” does not make a lick of sense. I think we should rename it “Azz and Mo Ass’s Epic Adventure, ” recut it with some extra bits, and have it be a buddy movie about best friends Azz and Mo. With nice asses and porn.
This is just the sort of dialogue I want to foster when discussing porn press releases. Thank you!
All you need to do is just insert a few loops into T Bone N Weasel: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0105512/
Christoper Lloyd could probably use the residuals