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The Porn Valley Mail & Load: April 9, 2021

April 9, 2021 Gram the Man 0

I guess, when you stop thinking lustfully, an ass really is pro-vacative. Some of the most compelling Porn Valley press releases of the week.

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The Porn Valley Mail & Load: April 2, 2021

April 2, 2021 Gram the Man 0

Has there ever been a porn parody of “The Cove”?

The Porn Valley Mail & Load: March 26, 2021

March 26, 2021 Gram the Man 0

In which Lauren Phillips commits an OSHA violation, and a lot of people giggle.

The Porn Valley Mail & Load: March 12, 2021

March 12, 2021 Gram the Man 0

How the porn industry is selling itself this week.

Clara Trinity

The Porn Valley Mail & Load, February 26, 2021

February 26, 2021 Gram the Man 0

How Porn Valley sells itself to Porn Valley

PR: Nia Nacci—A Lot of First

July 31, 2020 Gram the Man 0

A gentle reminder that When are you NOT seeing some him or another fuck?

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PR: Just Once I’d Like To See a Porn Movie about Gluttony

July 27, 2020 Gram the Man 0

I’m also attracted to Hot Slothful ladies, as their expectations are lower.

PR: Charlotte Stokely Returns to Her Root

July 27, 2020 Gram the Man 0

Or: You can be a Girls-Only Superstar and still enjoy giving blowjobs

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PR: “But I Can Play A Teen”

July 22, 2020 Gram the Man 0

The late, lamented Brandon Iron devised a poignant and arch series several years ago called “She Is Half My Age” (I think some of the […]

PR: Do They Know It’s Handjob Day At All?

July 21, 2020 Gram the Man 0

Well, at least they didn’t overcommercialize International Hand job Day this year.

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PR: JOI de Vivre

July 21, 2020 Gram the Man 0

You may be saying, “But Grams, that is, without a doubt, the One Thing I need no instruction about.”

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PR: Finally, Men Exploited

July 19, 2020 Gram the Man 4

Press releases tell us who has the money to be paying porn publicists.

LOYAL ROYAL SUBJECTS SAVE HARRY AND MEGHAN FROM POACHING PORNOGRAPHERS

January 22, 2020 Gram the Man 0

“I am also an American who fell in love and moved to the U.K., just like Meghan Markle,” the former New Yorker-turned-glamcore director says. “I don’t want to see her new adventure tainted by porn poachers.”

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New Adult Awards Show Promises Showbiz, Sparkle, Panche

July 29, 2015 Gram the Man 0

A new adult awards show threatens to return sparkle and panche to the porn industry.

Kota Sky

Hola Kota My Old Friend

February 26, 2015 Gram the Man 2

Is removing three letters across two names going to be enough for Kota Sky?

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50 Shades Times 140: A Kinky Tweet Contest

February 12, 2015 Gram the Man 0

Remember how, fearing Cat Stevens might kill Salman Rushdie, you purchased “The Satanic Verses”? Or that trip you took to recover Skylab souvenirs in Australia, […]

Twice More “Behind the Green Door”: Classic Porn on DVD from The Mitchell Brothers

November 1, 2013 Gram the Man 1

In a business built on the backs of 19-year-olds, it’s easy to forget that adult entertainment has and continues to make history.

Hello, Gamelink: I Am Your Industry Veteran

October 21, 2013 Gram the Man 5

Gram signs on as editor of Gamelink’s Naked Truth and reluctantly admits that he is an “industry veteran.”

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Dennis Hof to Porn Performers: “Come with Me If You Want to Live”

September 10, 2013 Gram the Man 0

Since adult entertainment is the purest form of exploitation, it should be no surprise that an offer like Hof’s comes couched in what sounds like concern, in much the same way that Vivid’s pursuit of Octomom included offers of foreclosure relief.

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Dennis Hof Seeks to Launder Porn Performers

September 3, 2013 Gram the Man 0

Hof implied that the road from Porn Valley to Pahrump was swimming with disease.

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