Rambling party invitation of the week

If I were currently in the state of California, I would attend this party if for no other reason than to ask the organizers to attach a picture to their press releases.

An X-MASS Holiday Purge & Costume Party

Dec. 22nd- White Resonant Mirror Day

Synchronized Global Orgasm for Peace Day

When: 10PM- You Decide When the Eternal Art Orgasm ‘Ends’

Location: Cre8tivity
13456 Washington Blvd. and Lincoln
Venice, CA 90291

WHAT IS IT?@?#*?

Qablahblah Service w/ Log @ 10PM sharp

Jesus’ 2nd Cumming & Unholy Communion

3 DEAD MARY’S by The Crash/Fall Collective

THE GREAT MERLINI’s BLOODY DEATH MAGICK!!!!!!

Anarchist Opera in a Miked Toilet

Rudolph the “Dick-Nosed” Reindeer

Drunken & Ornery Santa Clauses

LIVE BANDS & INTERACTIVE PUNK ROCK THEATRE:

DMT- Decapitate Methodical Tatertots

Multimedia Multiplex with Holy Mountain and Interactive Visuals

Sarcophenomena Superzero reveal the secrets of the USELESS IMMORTAL!!!!

Joan o’ fArt wages FAKE war w/THE PLAZMODIUM kids

Come die to get reborn, again and again in our Fake Enfrightenment PuNk
RaWcK HOLIDAY production starring YOU AND SATAN!! (That’s SANTA with one
missplaced letter, DUH).

Have a souvenir picture taken in a Coffin!!!

Dance ALL NIGHT to Dirty Breaks, James Bond, and Alien Jungle w/ D.J. Evil
Bunny and Friends

Cum gather round our shopping cart Christmas Tree and get dressed by Satan’s
Elves

$10 for those in Gothic Holiday Garb & Costume
$30 for the Undead and Unimaginative

Come as a DEAD Reindeer, a CRACKED out Santa, a PSYCHADELIC Elf, or your
Favorite Dead Religious Figure, like MY personal GURU, the Taoist Octopus
Squid Dragon who hung Santa by a String o’ lights

WITH:::::::::::

FAKE RELIGION

FAKE DEATH

FAKE WAR

FAKE PRESENTS

FAKE X-MAS CAROLS

AND A MERRY OLD TIME FOR ALL!!!!!!!!!
Come get MOIST in the SYNCHRONISTIC SploOgeFest!!!!!

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